[Pete sits on a couch in a sparsely furnished living room, among boxes. Jan's legs are visible, as if she is sitting sideways on the couch, leaning back against the arm. You can tell they are Jan's legs, because they are much hotter than Pete's. Also, Pete's legs are still attached to his body ( Read more... )

[Jan's voice sounds a little far away, like she has the comm set down and is a few inches away from it. She sounds like she's having some discomfort.]

I'm calling in sick to life today. Sorry to anyone who was expecting me to do something useful for them. Gone fishing, will be back in a day or two.

[Hastily and sloppily encrypted to Tony Stark ( Read more... )

[Jan is hanging out in what looks like an executive office. It's not hers, obviously, since she does most of her work in a lab. There is a lot of sports memorabilia around the office, plus a treadmill, weights, and a yoga mat. The lights are bright so she is wearing her sunglasses indoors ( Read more... )

[Jan sounds out of breath, as though she is running.]

The Avengers will be sticking around LA for a while longer to provide relief in terms of damage control and medical assistance. Anyone is welcome-- and encouraged-- to stay and help, especially anyone with knowledge of first aid.

Thank you.

[Jan is just chillen' in her apartment, looking better rested and like she actually weighs more than five pounds. She is dressed up-- just a little-- since she is addressing the network at large ( Read more... )

[Encrypted to Hank]

[Jan sounds slightly hysterical and not at all like her usual calm and even self.]

Hank, I am-- I'm having a situation here and I probably should have called but-- do you even have a cell phone?!-- you're the only one I can trust with this. Please ( Read more... )

I think that while we all can agree the City is a lot like home (to a lot of us), there are just some things from back where we came from that we can't find here. Photos, things made by other people. Maybe I'm feeling sentimental but I was just thinking of this chair I have at home-- home home-- that I inherited from my father who was in the army. ( Read more... )

[backdated to right after Vampire Nazi Fest 2010][A rare sight-- Jan is normal sized with her wings out. An even rarer site-- both her and Hank are in the same room, on camera. He is behind her, sporting a few bruises and bites, poking at and trying to dress one of her wings which is badly burnt and damaged. But for the most part, they are okay. ( Read more... )

[Have a shot of one of Tony's beloved cars and Pepper in the far background by Stark Tech. Jan keeps looking back at her a little wearily. Her voice is hushed ( Read more... )

I feel like I could write a dissertation on how this week reflects some sort of personal karma because I clearly did something awful in a past life, so instead just know that Bruce is back to being Bruce and that in itself deserves some sort of celebration ( Read more... )